This past new years eve brunch brought with it the creation of (what I know as) a new alcoholic beverage, the delicious Cranosa!

Named by Neil, the beverage is simply equal parts champagne, orange juice, and cranberry juice.  One drinks these until one gets that nice warm numbness in ones body.  You then have won the right to drink more of these. 

While drinking Cranosas, it is customary to discuss things that one would normally find socially unacceptable, like the mime holocaust or the "junk funk" of an older man wearing a black velour tracksuit, a gold chain, and nothing else. 

Cranosas will be served at the Tee Vee Partee, of course.